AntiPimp Manifesto

AntiPimp Manifesto


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Please!—Shut tha FukK Up! / Echoing Irreverent Expired Pimp Propaganda… Boasting about Shit’ U ain’t got no Clue Too! / U Lame Brain Drained Parrot—



Anti-P.I.M.P. Manifesto

By Mawelulu Onwuku


“Waz CrackN Baby! dis iz ‘Big PimpN’—  

Chilly Willy… PopN Collaz

& ClockN Dollaz … I Gotz Forty Toes… Bout ta send deez Hoez— & I don’t wantz dey Honey— Dem Bitchez betta Get my Money… Ching Ching!  

                           Pimps Up!— Hoez Down! 

Bling Bling! –

It’s All about da Pimping!” “Pimp Pimp Hooray!”     “Pimp Pimp Hooray!” What?       What did you Say!?“Pimp Pimp Hooray!” Shut Up!— 

U Silly Willy Azz NeGro! Pimps Up!— Hoez Down! Boy U’z a 3 Ring Circus Clown! Screaming in Celebration—  

Of your own Devastation… Please!—Shut tha FukK Up! Echoing Irreverent Expired Pimp Propaganda… Boasting about Shit’ U ain’t got no Clue Too! U Lame Brain Drained Parrot— Tha Bishop Magic Don Juan iz Bozo tha Pawn! Oh Yeah U R a P.I.M.P— A— *Politically – Ignorant – Moronic – Patsy* … But… YO Son— Cop a Squat— Ol’ BABA’ iz Gonna Pop ya Lock! Peep tha History of Afrikhanz N AmeriKKKaz Pimpology

This “Madness” was Spawned Onboard Human Cargo Ships—Destined for Slavery . . .

The Whiteman— European— with Greed & a Lust to Kill Kidnapped, Sodomized & Molested your Black Woman— to his Demonic Gluttonous Fill… While you lay Chained & Shackled in tha Hull Below… Wallowing in your Own Piss – Shit’ & Vomit—   

Listening to your Queens Piercing Screams As She was Savagely Raped against her Will … On AmeriKKKaz Plantations tha Terror Continued Still… As Diabolical Lusty White Bitchez’— got their Thrill! Forcing Well Endowed Black Men to cater to her Flesh— Or “Rape!” She would Scream & Shrill! Eventually, Inevitably

We turned this Tragedy—  

Into a Twisted Victory … Afrikhan Men used Our Sexual Prowess to Bring “Miss Ann” to Her Knees… Whilst Our Women’s *Priceless—Priceless* Chocolate – Honey Dipped Cove— Drove— “Cracker John” to Submissive Cry’s of — “Please! Please! Please!” Thus waz Born tha “Game” Of tha — *Black Pimp & Ho’… Survival was the Reason We Fell So Low… Sadly— this “Game” ain’t New… To Keep Ancient Egypt Free— Queen Cleopatra SexXxD Julius Caesar & Mark Anthony Too… We Peddled ‘Our’ Flesh in ‘Battles’ with these Beast— We’ve Endured this Filth and Made a Feast… But Like Hollywood Actors— Dramatizing a Series of Bad Vampire Roles— We Distorted Our Souls…

Imitating Bottom Feeding Scavengers We Gave Life to Fictitious Characters…   Creating Savage “Ice Berg Slim’s” Vain— Selfish “Willie Dynamite’s” & Luckless “Goldie tha Mack’s” Lawd Have Mercy! Cancel All those Acts!! Now Here Comes U… & What tha FukK are you Gonna Do!? A Confused— Programmed— Shameless, Gutless, Blood SuckN, Predatory Cannibal Preying Upon your Own— like some Soulless Animal! Proudly Proclaiming Participation In tha Destruction of your Black Nation… TalkN bout U iz a PIMP… Naw U iz a Abscess— a PimPle…  Pure & Simple Selling your Sisters— Yo Aunt’s, Mother’s, Cousins Nieces & Daughters For tha Caucazoid’z Filthy Dollars! … … & Yo!—  Whoa— Stop tha Happy Ho’! — Time out Ma!— ‘Game’ Over!! These are Different Dayz…     & We got Betta Wayz! Shame on U Boo!! Tha Mother of Civilization Allowing this Degradation— Corruption & Humiliation! While United Snakes of AmeriKKKan—Cracker Approved Irresponsible

Non Accountable— Backstabbing Greedy lil’ Rappers are Selling their Souls

way— “Too Short”…

& it’s “Ludicrous”

to be— “Snoop Dogs”

getN “Chingy”

for— “50 Cents”

to Sip— “Nelly’s ‘Wimp’ Juice”

& Slip on— “Jay-Z” …

Because they’re too Lazy— Minds too Hazy To take Responsibility For tha Things they Say—

P.I.M.P. — *Perverted – Inverted – Maladjusted – Parasites!!* Made in tha USA— Blinding Our Children to tha Right Way! Raising Blasphemous Images of PimPs As Cultural Icons & Hero’s While they’re SpreadN Disease— & Turning our Babies into Zeros! Committing Fratricide—

Assisting Enemy Genocide… Stop this Shit’!     

Ya Got ta Quit! SellN yo Folkz Azz iz not a Licensed Show! Freeze Mutha FukKa!—     Get tha FukK Out’ tha Ghetto!! Dayum BreakN a Ho’

Flip tha Script!—

Correct yo Characta’

& Break AmeriKKKa!! … … There are No Old Pimps

There are No Old Hoes… Only Broken Wasted Souls… Trapped in tha Twilight Zone of tha “Game”… Baited & Exploited by their Lust for tha *Devils* Wealth & Fame… Mere ‘Objects of Pleasure’ that Trick$ for a Treat — NO Threat to tha Ruling Elite! —

Jez Weak Sweet Cheap Meat U’ve Been Had— U’ve Been Took U’ve Been Hoodwinked— Bamboozled & Played… “Tha Fearless Leader”— *Malcolm X* was a PimpN Fool— Slave! But he Woke Up— from his Coffin & Got Out— of his Grave! Heal/Kill tha ‘PIMP’ in You & Your Soul— You’ll Save!! Break those Chains! Unshackle Your Brain! Revive Your Genetic Memory— & Embrace Your Ancestry

You are tha Sire of All Civilization… You are tha First Born Son—

Of tha Creator— of Creation! Rise! Black Man Rise! Tha World is your Stage! & Upon it— Anything you Choose to Build! Up You Mighty Black Nation!— You can Accomplish What You Will!!


I have Traversed tha Earth for ½ Century, born on Plantation AmeriKKKa…

I am a Warrior of the Pen (& deed) a Spoken Word Performer, Artist & Active Activist…

I Write to liberate the Planet…I take Our POETRY very Seriously,

I write to Slay our Enemies & Perform Psycho-Spiritual-Surgery upon my Family

The Primary scribe  “Anti-Pimp Manifesto”  (It was last months winning Poem on Russell Simmons “”) is a Counter Strike to tha Current Media Flood of Hailing & Celebrating Pimps as Heroes & Socially Acceptable Role models in Our Communities! I consider this as an act of Psychological Warfare/Genocide and Gross Irresponsible Negligence by tha Watchers of the Airwaves!…

“The White Man Must Die!!!” is a move to Annihilate Eurocentric Racist Paradigms… 

As tha “Arrogance” of this Euro-Centric World Escalates & their Crimes Against Humanity Increases so does tha Momentum of tha Backlash of Karma . . .

WE must Slay tha Monstrosity of Abject Ego that is the ‘Root’ of “White Supremacy” before it Destroys Us All . . .

*Melanite* People have yet to receive Justice from Europe or AmeriKKKa . . . .

Yet when tha Avowed Enemies of these Nations Strike— WE continue to Die Wholesale in these Assaults . . . i.e. tha twin towers 9-11 & or We are Placed on tha Frontline/Infantry on the Shores/Interiors of Invaded Countries . . .

You can also review a written & auditory versions of the Prose at: / Open the Page & click on the “MP3 Music” link & select tha piece you wish to hear…

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Sex at the Margins

Migration, Labour Markets and the Rescue Industry

By Laura María Agustín

This book explodes several myths: that selling sex is completely different from any other kind of work, that migrants who sell sex are passive victims and that the multitude of people out to save them are without self-interest. Laura Agustín makes a passionate case against these stereotypes, arguing that the label ‘trafficked’ does not accurately describe migrants’ lives and that the ‘rescue industry’ serves to disempower them. Based on extensive research amongst both migrants who sell sex and social helpers, Sex at the Margins provides a radically different analysis. Frequently, says Agustin, migrants make rational choices to travel and work in the sex industry, and although they are treated like a marginalised group they form part of the dynamic global economy. Both powerful and controversial, this book is essential reading for all those who want to understand the increasingly important relationship between sex markets, migration and the desire for social justice. “Sex at the Margins rips apart distinctions between migrants, service work and sexual labour and reveals the utter complexity of the contemporary sex industry. This book is set to be a trailblazer in the study of sexuality.”—Lisa Adkins, University of London

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Salvage the Bones

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On one level, Salvage the Bones is a simple story about a poor black family that’s about to be trashed by one of the most deadly hurricanes in U.S. history. What makes the novel so powerful, though, is the way Ward winds private passions with that menace gathering force out in the Gulf of Mexico. Without a hint of pretension, in the simple lives of these poor people living among chickens and abandoned cars, she evokes the tenacious love and desperation of classical tragedy. The force that pushes back against Katrina’s inexorable winds is the voice of Ward’s narrator, a 14-year-old girl named Esch, the only daughter among four siblings. Precocious, passionate and sensitive, she speaks almost entirely in phrases soaked in her family’s raw land. Everything here is gritty, loamy and alive, as though the very soil were animated. Her brother’s “blood smells like wet hot earth after summer rain. . . . His scalp looks like fresh turned dirt.” Her father’s hands “are like gravel,” while her own hand “slides through his grip like a wet fish,” and a handsome boy’s “muscles jabbered like chickens.” Admittedly, Ward can push so hard on this simile-obsessed style that her paragraphs risk sounding like a compost heap, but this isn’t usually just metaphor for metaphor’s sake. She conveys something fundamental about Esch’s fluid state of mind: her figurative sense of the world in which all things correspond and connect. She and her brothers live in a ramshackle house steeped in grief since their mother died giving birth to her last child. . . . What remains, what’s salvaged, is something indomitable in these tough siblings, the strength of their love, the permanence of their devotion.—WashingtonPost

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The White Masters of the World

From The World and Africa, 1965

By W. E. B. Du Bois

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